…Newt Gingrich’s big plan is essentially to claim the Moon as a US state?
He wants to claim the whole Moon as part of the USA?
Really?
What part of that doesn’t sound like the plan of a super villain?
Can I just say, as a citizen of not-the-USA…no…you can’t have it…the Moon belongs to all of humanity…you can’t claim it for the USA.
And, yes, we probably will fight you for it, Newt…we probably will…
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kitsunebellproductions said:
… oookeeeeyyy… *starts rummaging through closet for spandex and cape* Never thought the day would come when a real life super villain would pop up that I could fight. But oh joy! The day has finally come. It. Is. On. Bitch.
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tardiscrash said:
Nah, dude. Moon is ours. We are gonna start charging you to look at it too. Pretty sure that is covered in ACTA.
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cephalopodgal said:
Last night, at the bar, we decided that I am going to be Magistrate of the Moon, so no worries. I’ll take good care of it.
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artinaut said:
Prfft. Silly boy. The Moon belongs to Russia.
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chaosgeneration said:
International treaties have long since established that the Moon is not subject to ownership claims by any nation.
Coincidentally, consensus opinion has also established that Newt Swingrich is a fetid scumbag.
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