Onion News Network Special Report of the Day: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized.
This is incredibly tragic but understandably necessary. I mean, the child couldn’t help around the house or even endure rays of sunlight! I could only imagine what would happen if a documentary played on television.
I pray other parents never have to endure this.
This is BLK water.
It is black spring water from Canada.
It’s infused with fulvic acid ( a naturally occuring substance found in pre-historic plant matter. Because fulvic acid is naturally black it changes the molecules of the water, making them black.)
It has a ph balance of 9.0
It has natural electrolytes and 77 trace minerals from the fulvic acid.
It actually regenerates the cells in your body faster than regular water and is a high antioxidant.
It tastes like WATER because that’s what it is.
also: see- BLK water revue at Almondsofcobalt
Hey look! Now they’re bottling shit and calling it healthy. This has to be better than coconut milk… er… water.
"it changes the molecules of the water, making them black"
…how do you science again?
Also - “It has a ph balance of 9.0”
So, adding acid to water makes it more alkaline (a ph of 9 is equivalent to baking soda)?
Again…how do you science?
How English people sound to Americans
I can’t imagine how we sound to those across the pond. Maybe redneck hillbilly cowboys is an accurate assumption.
That accent sounded more like Australian to me…could they not have got an actual English voice actor??