I'm a writer and artist, working mainly in comic books, and living in the South East of England (although I'm technically half Scottish and half English).
I'm the managing editor of Orang Utan Comics, group editor of AAM/Markosia, writer of Alpha Gods, Hypergirl and Hero: 9-5, and also do freelance inking and lettering work for the likes of AAM/Markosia, Slave Labour, Top Shelf, Image, Marvel/Panini and I letter the official Doctor Who graphic novels for BBC Books.
Orang Utan Comics - Alpha Gods - Hero: 9 to 5
If your friend is feeling down, you could play him a really, really sad sack song, and say, “hey man, THIS ONE is for you.”
After you do that he will probably be sufficiently offended, or even angry, then you can say, “I GUESS you weren’t so sad AFTER ALL.” and maybe, “wow, your face is really red!” or “you look really stabby, calm down”
Then, run don’t walk, because he is probably indeed, really stabby.
If he doesn’t become offended, sit and enjoy the sad sack music until you reach the age of 22, or until you stop enjoying this music, whichever comes first.
“you look really stabby, calm down” :D