STOP STROKING THAT CAT MITH MY NATIONAL VEGETABLE.
DO YOU HAVE A NATIONAL VEGETABLE? NO.
SO GET MINE OFF THAT CAT.
Wait. Wait. Kitty, you guys have a national vegetable?
Kitty’s from Wales, the Welsh national vegetable is the leek.
Their national dish is cheese on toast (which, for some reason, is called Welsh Rarebit).
Wales is a strange little country, I was there for the Cardiff Comic Expo earlier in the year, and all I shall say is that the sheer number of attractive women in Cardiff is unnatural. If you’ve ever wandered around another part of Britain thinking “Where are all the attractive women?” the answer is Cardiff. Must be something to do with the Rift…
Oh, and the Welsh for microwave is “popty ping”…which is rather wonderful…