I'm the managing editor of Orang Utan Comics, group editor of AAM/Markosia, writer of Alpha Gods, Hypergirl and Hero: 9-5, and also do freelance inking and lettering work for the likes of AAM/Markosia, Slave Labour, Top Shelf, Image, Marvel/Panini and I letter the official Doctor Who graphic novels for BBC Books.
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Tony: darcy what did you do
Darcy: I have no idea what youre talking about.
Tony: thors christmas gift
Darcy: theres no way I bought thor a bunny for christmas, i would never do that.
Tony: clearly you did.Darcy: no, its christmas an hanukkah all at once. I felt like the big guy needed a big gift.
Tony: bullshit
Darcy: you never should have let me read that text. BOLDLY EATS CARROTS IN THE NIGHT. you knew this would happen.
Tony: if I knew this was coming I would have let you borrow the G6 for christmas.
Darcy: but i did you a solid. now hell be too busy with his new furry friend to wonder about how you and cap keep disappearing at night.
Tony: Keep the G6. merry christmas, lewis.
Darcy: happy hanukkah , santaperv.
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Thor: DEAR LADY DARCY, HOW MAY I EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE?Darcy: you dont need to buddy. just felt like giving you something nice for christmas
Thor: THIS BALL OF FUR IS HEARTY, SMALL, AND SPLENDID. HOW SHALL I NAME HER?
Darcy: well some people name their pets after famous people. performers and what have you.
Thor: LADY DARCY, YOU ARE AS WONDERFUL AS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. I SHALL NAME HER IN HONOR OF THE ONE CALLED ADELE. I DO HOPE YOUR WINTER SOLSTICE IS BOUNTIFUL IN ENJOYABLE COPULATION AND VISITS FROM PAST SPIRITS AS SEEMS TO BE MIDGUARDIAN TRADITION.
Darcy: erm… thanks.
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So.
I’m under the impression that there are still some people here that DON’T know I’m greatest thing to happen to SHIELD since Fury’s eyepatch.
Allow me to rectify that with this: Clint Barton. A Guide To Being Awesome.
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STOP STROKING THAT CAT MITH MY NATIONAL VEGETABLE.
DO YOU HAVE A NATIONAL VEGETABLE? NO.
SO GET MINE OFF THAT CAT.
Wait. Wait. Kitty, you guys have a national vegetable?
Kitty’s from Wales, the Welsh national vegetable is the leek.
Their national dish is cheese on toast (which, for some reason, is called Welsh Rarebit).
Wales is a strange little country, I was there for the Cardiff Comic Expo earlier in the year, and all I shall say is that the sheer number of attractive women in Cardiff is unnatural. If you’ve ever wandered around another part of Britain thinking “Where are all the attractive women?” the answer is Cardiff. Must be something to do with the Rift…
Oh, and the Welsh for microwave is “popty ping”…which is rather wonderful…
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